In today's episode, George and Hannah talk about nothing. Later, George talks about nothing on his own. Geez... we are terrible.
Hi guys, it's me, Jorge.
And I'm Hannah...
I bet you are. Jamie copped out today, so Hannah (our Bieber expert) is here to fill her shoes. Today, we're going to do a whole lotta nothing. I've got a whole page of stuff, and I don't know if we're going to get to it, cuz all this freaking nothing is in our way.
Ok cool!!!
My Yahoo! page just lit up with texts and chats from friends who want to be in your place right now. Even Jamie wants to be on. She's like "let me on. Let me kill her!" What is that like?
Haha! I love Jamie soooo much. She's the nicest person on earth.
Most people do.
Yeah.... hmmm. Hey do y'all know Justin Bieber's gunna be on CSI????? OMG I love him so much! I'm totally gunna watch it. :P .... Not!
Please continue.
He's gunna be some crazy killer.
Oh, that's nice!
Very.
So... you're a Belieber?
Um...
On that note, enjoy this music video!
So, Hannah. Do you know how many possible hands there are in a game of bridge?
No, I actually don't.
Wanna take a guess?
2
WHAT!
Oh... I just got the joke (40 minutes later). No, you are off by many millions. The actual number is 635,013,559,599
Wow.
I know... it's stunning. Do you know how to play bridge?
No I don't. And... that wasn't a joke. Just my blonde thought process... really complicated.
Really? Oh. Um. "Awkward," to steal a line from yesterday's show.
I'm like totally blank.
As usual?
Whoa... who said that? That wasn't me.
Yeah.
Yeah. We will talk to you later. Thanks for being on. I ramble... NEXT!
Ok. So I'm riding solo for this final ballad. We're going to be having some guest hosts on during the next few weeks. Sometimes they'll be on WITH Jamie and me, sometimes with only one of us. Some names to look for: Lara, Max, maybe even LeBron. Who knows?
Isn't is funny how kids know EXACTLY what's going on in the world? I mean, little kids think that girls are coodie-infested weirdos who have big hair. I'm thinking... who took all of these kids to Las Vegas?
Anyway, my stupid jokes and I will be back soon (maybe not tomorrow, certainly Thursday). Stay thirsty my friends!
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
Show 3 - August 30
In today's episode, George and Annah (from Red Means Go) chat it up. Later, Jamie takes over with a very special guest co-host.
Hey, it's George. Bad is memorable, so our guest "host" today should be very forgettable. Welcome Annah, the author of Red Means Go. She'll be writing in GREEN today.
Thanks for having me.
Thanks for being on. Jamie and I just love your blog, Red Means Go. When did you start writing it?
March 16th. I'm very excited about the six month blogaversary (I know, I'm totally gay).
Don't worry about it. I'm planning for my 2 1/2 month anniversary myself. Now... you live in Miami, right?
Yes. 17 years in the hot city.
Hot like Jessica Alba, or hot like hell?
Hot like Jessica Alba in hell? It's a great city to live in. But scorching.
Speaking of the heat, what did you think of Bosh and LeBron coming down to play in Miami?
I have to confess I'm not that really into sports. I think we've already had our championship so it's kinda unfair but it's great for Miami. Considering the economy and real estate situation here, we need all the help we can get. No jobs.
It is unfair that you won that championship (against my Mavs, non-the-less), but it certainly isn't unfair that the Heat have such a great team. Get off, haters! (On a more serious note) yes, the economic situation is sad. Too bad they don't have beaches and hot, half-naked ladies up in Detroit.
Detroit? Is it as bad as people make it out to be?
I wouldn't know. I get my B.S. from what I hear on TV. Something that I heard about this week was the big "Restoring Honor" rally that Glenn Beck held. Do you wanna risk losing a few more followers by commenting on that?
Sure... I don't read about Glenn Beck. And I rarely watch tv so I have no clue who he is. Except someone who claimed our president was racist? Lol, there that's 100 followers lost.
He's said a lot more than that... it's scary.
I have a few issues of Time that need to be read. I'll know more in a week :) unless you care to enlighten me. Now I just sound like an ignorant fool, eh? Don't answer that.
Do you want the sparknotes on Glenn Beck or what he's said?
Yes, please.
Lol. He's on Fox News. 4:00 central. He has a blackboard. And chalk. And a bit of an attitude. And he confuses people until they have no choice but to believe him. (Hold on, my radio just tuned out for no reason. I have to put it back on liberal radio) He believes that the Prez. is a socialist. He wants to ruin your life. And he's a white-hating racist. Overall, I'd say Glenn Beck is like my grandfather.
He sounds peachy.
Well put, Annah, well put. Did you hear about this Fidel Castro story? He thinks that Osama bin Laden is a US agent. He worked for George Bush.
Fidel is delusional. Just like Chavez.
What if it's true?
What if? What difference will it make? I'm a democrat, but what President hasn't promised a bunch of things they didn't deliver? No one's perfect.
Well it means that we entered an already pointless war for no reason. And of course... Presidents don't deliver ALL of their promises.
We need to just to keep moving forward. Our money is shit worldwide, I've traveled and lately it's incredible how worthless our currency has become. Which is why Obama is cool in my book.
He's peachy keen in mine. :) What do you think of our first lady's dresses?
Fabulous!!!!! She has unparalleled fashion sense. Best since Jackie O (my personal fave). And she's articulate and an ass kicker :)
She is, isn't she? I hate to ask this about such a great woman, but do you think she has a future in politics?
Well wouldn't that be *the* scandal. I'm not so sure she's interested in it. But if she were, absolutely. She's got that charm and of course, smart.
Well, it's been nice talking to you, but I need to go watch some Matlock. :) Thanks for joining me.
Interesting interview. Ciao! :)
Thank you! Again, her blog can be found at whenredmeansgo.com. Jamie takes over... next!
Hey Ya'll it's Jamie and I have a special guest for you all! Say 'hi' to Trinity!
Hola people!
Today Trinity will be speaking in Italics, just so you know!
Why italics?
Because I'm speaking in the bold print so we need something for people to recognize that You are talking.
Okie doke
So, on to the fun stuff, what's you'r favorite animal?
Hmmmm a cow
Awesome, did you know that:
The smallest type of cow is a breed called Dexter, which was bred a small size for household living.
Cows were domesticated about 5,000 years ago.
Cows can see color.
Cows can detect odors upto 5 miles away.
and a 1,000 pound cow produces an average of 10 tons of manure a year.
No, I didn't. I don't think you did either.
Actually no, I didn't know those things, but I checked out a really nifty website called: http://www.angelfire.com/la3/iluvmoomoocows/mcowfacts.html and learned these things about cows!
You sellout!
What? A woman has to make a living!
Get a job, you hippie! Just kidding, i lesbian you, James
AWH! I lebian you too!
So, are you being stalked by a midget?
Yah, I think so, and I also think his name is George!
Yah I bet he followed you back to you'r small hick town
I beleive George just asked for you'r number Trinity
Awkward....
But don't worry Trinity, you'r not the first!
Hehehe
Ok Ya'll we are taking a slight potty break! Enjoy the music video!(:]
[Ok, and we are back! Wasn't that music video just great?! Anyways let's move onto another segment! Any ideas Trinity?
I don't know, meeeh
Ok, so Trinity what is you'r view on cockroach oppression?
That's a real thing?
Well, in this world that we live in, anything could be oppressed in my mind.
I guess i wouldn't really object to it. Cockroches are friggin gross.
Yes, but they ARE living organisms.
Yah, but what if they became sentient and used our nukes against us?
Even if they became smart (the word normal people would use for 'sentient') the nukes would still tower over them.
Not necessairly, they are really small and can move around well.
But seriously, how would the cockroaches turn the nukes on? With their imaginary cockroach fingures?
All they have to do is weigh down a button. You know the big red button that usually goes along with anything dangerous
the Easy button, as seen on T.V, is red. So, are you saying that the Easy Button is the cause of the bad things that happen in the world?
Hah, noo, thats round on the top, the Big Red Button is more of a cylinder.
Ok, i see where you'r going with this.
How do you see where I'm going with this and I don't? That's so unfair!
I'm just magical that way i guess(: haha
AA is a horrible web show. Just saying.
Haha, Ok, I see, i guess now our bloggers know not to see it!
Oh my god, guess what!
What?!
I don't know i just wanted something to say. Man, these mashed potatoes taste good.
Ok so lets take another break! See ya'll in a "New York Minute"!
]
[Ok, we are back! Didn't you just love that?! So cool how they get that stuff to do that! Anyways, welcome to segment 3! Last segment of the night! So, Trinity, how was you'r break?
Um, tiring, there was alot of stairs involved.
Haha nice trinity
How was you'r break?
Fine, my butt kinda hurts from sitting here so long though, hahah(:
Hehe, ugh that's funny.
So Trinity are you excited for homecoming?!
Uh, yah I suppose
Ah, so you'r one of the few guys who are excited, huh?
Well, i wouldn't say EXCITED... But It's not that I'm not excited, I just don't know who I'm going to ask yet
Awh Trinity, you will find someone, you just have to keep looking for you'r night in shining armor, wait wrong story
Yah, just a little bit and Jamie, I'm not looking for a knight in shining armor, but it's not like I want a damsel in distress either.
Weell, then, it seems as if we are out of time... Thanks for reading! I hhope you enjoyed our talks! And a special thank you to Trinity, and George! Now check out this last music video! Its one of my favorites!]
Hey, it's George. Bad is memorable, so our guest "host" today should be very forgettable. Welcome Annah, the author of Red Means Go. She'll be writing in GREEN today.
Thanks for having me.
Thanks for being on. Jamie and I just love your blog, Red Means Go. When did you start writing it?
March 16th. I'm very excited about the six month blogaversary (I know, I'm totally gay).
Don't worry about it. I'm planning for my 2 1/2 month anniversary myself. Now... you live in Miami, right?
Yes. 17 years in the hot city.
Hot like Jessica Alba, or hot like hell?
Hot like Jessica Alba in hell? It's a great city to live in. But scorching.
Speaking of the heat, what did you think of Bosh and LeBron coming down to play in Miami?
I have to confess I'm not that really into sports. I think we've already had our championship so it's kinda unfair but it's great for Miami. Considering the economy and real estate situation here, we need all the help we can get. No jobs.
It is unfair that you won that championship (against my Mavs, non-the-less), but it certainly isn't unfair that the Heat have such a great team. Get off, haters! (On a more serious note) yes, the economic situation is sad. Too bad they don't have beaches and hot, half-naked ladies up in Detroit.
Detroit? Is it as bad as people make it out to be?
I wouldn't know. I get my B.S. from what I hear on TV. Something that I heard about this week was the big "Restoring Honor" rally that Glenn Beck held. Do you wanna risk losing a few more followers by commenting on that?
Sure... I don't read about Glenn Beck. And I rarely watch tv so I have no clue who he is. Except someone who claimed our president was racist? Lol, there that's 100 followers lost.
He's said a lot more than that... it's scary.
I have a few issues of Time that need to be read. I'll know more in a week :) unless you care to enlighten me. Now I just sound like an ignorant fool, eh? Don't answer that.
Do you want the sparknotes on Glenn Beck or what he's said?
Yes, please.
Lol. He's on Fox News. 4:00 central. He has a blackboard. And chalk. And a bit of an attitude. And he confuses people until they have no choice but to believe him. (Hold on, my radio just tuned out for no reason. I have to put it back on liberal radio) He believes that the Prez. is a socialist. He wants to ruin your life. And he's a white-hating racist. Overall, I'd say Glenn Beck is like my grandfather.
He sounds peachy.
Well put, Annah, well put. Did you hear about this Fidel Castro story? He thinks that Osama bin Laden is a US agent. He worked for George Bush.
Fidel is delusional. Just like Chavez.
What if it's true?
What if? What difference will it make? I'm a democrat, but what President hasn't promised a bunch of things they didn't deliver? No one's perfect.
Well it means that we entered an already pointless war for no reason. And of course... Presidents don't deliver ALL of their promises.
We need to just to keep moving forward. Our money is shit worldwide, I've traveled and lately it's incredible how worthless our currency has become. Which is why Obama is cool in my book.
He's peachy keen in mine. :) What do you think of our first lady's dresses?
Fabulous!!!!! She has unparalleled fashion sense. Best since Jackie O (my personal fave). And she's articulate and an ass kicker :)
She is, isn't she? I hate to ask this about such a great woman, but do you think she has a future in politics?
Well wouldn't that be *the* scandal. I'm not so sure she's interested in it. But if she were, absolutely. She's got that charm and of course, smart.
Well, it's been nice talking to you, but I need to go watch some Matlock. :) Thanks for joining me.
Interesting interview. Ciao! :)
Thank you! Again, her blog can be found at whenredmeansgo.com. Jamie takes over... next!
Hey Ya'll it's Jamie and I have a special guest for you all! Say 'hi' to Trinity!
Hola people!
Today Trinity will be speaking in Italics, just so you know!
Why italics?
Because I'm speaking in the bold print so we need something for people to recognize that You are talking.
Okie doke
So, on to the fun stuff, what's you'r favorite animal?
Hmmmm a cow
Awesome, did you know that:
The smallest type of cow is a breed called Dexter, which was bred a small size for household living.
Cows were domesticated about 5,000 years ago.
Cows can see color.
Cows can detect odors upto 5 miles away.
and a 1,000 pound cow produces an average of 10 tons of manure a year.
No, I didn't. I don't think you did either.
Actually no, I didn't know those things, but I checked out a really nifty website called: http://www.angelfire.com/la3/iluvmoomoocows/mcowfacts.html and learned these things about cows!
You sellout!
What? A woman has to make a living!
Get a job, you hippie! Just kidding, i lesbian you, James
AWH! I lebian you too!
So, are you being stalked by a midget?
Yah, I think so, and I also think his name is George!
Yah I bet he followed you back to you'r small hick town
I beleive George just asked for you'r number Trinity
Awkward....
But don't worry Trinity, you'r not the first!
Hehehe
Ok Ya'll we are taking a slight potty break! Enjoy the music video!(:]
[Ok, and we are back! Wasn't that music video just great?! Anyways let's move onto another segment! Any ideas Trinity?
I don't know, meeeh
Ok, so Trinity what is you'r view on cockroach oppression?
That's a real thing?
Well, in this world that we live in, anything could be oppressed in my mind.
I guess i wouldn't really object to it. Cockroches are friggin gross.
Yes, but they ARE living organisms.
Yah, but what if they became sentient and used our nukes against us?
Even if they became smart (the word normal people would use for 'sentient') the nukes would still tower over them.
Not necessairly, they are really small and can move around well.
But seriously, how would the cockroaches turn the nukes on? With their imaginary cockroach fingures?
All they have to do is weigh down a button. You know the big red button that usually goes along with anything dangerous
the Easy button, as seen on T.V, is red. So, are you saying that the Easy Button is the cause of the bad things that happen in the world?
Hah, noo, thats round on the top, the Big Red Button is more of a cylinder.
Ok, i see where you'r going with this.
How do you see where I'm going with this and I don't? That's so unfair!
I'm just magical that way i guess(: haha
AA is a horrible web show. Just saying.
Haha, Ok, I see, i guess now our bloggers know not to see it!
Oh my god, guess what!
What?!
I don't know i just wanted something to say. Man, these mashed potatoes taste good.
Ok so lets take another break! See ya'll in a "New York Minute"!
]
[Ok, we are back! Didn't you just love that?! So cool how they get that stuff to do that! Anyways, welcome to segment 3! Last segment of the night! So, Trinity, how was you'r break?
Um, tiring, there was alot of stairs involved.
Haha nice trinity
How was you'r break?
Fine, my butt kinda hurts from sitting here so long though, hahah(:
Hehe, ugh that's funny.
So Trinity are you excited for homecoming?!
Uh, yah I suppose
Ah, so you'r one of the few guys who are excited, huh?
Well, i wouldn't say EXCITED... But It's not that I'm not excited, I just don't know who I'm going to ask yet
Awh Trinity, you will find someone, you just have to keep looking for you'r night in shining armor, wait wrong story
Yah, just a little bit and Jamie, I'm not looking for a knight in shining armor, but it's not like I want a damsel in distress either.
Weell, then, it seems as if we are out of time... Thanks for reading! I hhope you enjoyed our talks! And a special thank you to Trinity, and George! Now check out this last music video! Its one of my favorites!]
Friday, August 27, 2010
Hey Readers!
This is Jamie all alone(: haha actually i think both me and George are posting at the same time(: Anyways i just wanted to tell you that if you have anything that you would like us to talk about, or share our opinions on, we would absolutly love to hear from you, just email George and I at georgeandjamie1888@Gmail.com and we will check that weekly for our weekend specials! We can voice your opinion, debate it and even quote you if you want! Let us know!
~Jamie~
~Jamie~
Show 2 - Weekend Edition, August 28 and 29
In today's episode, Jamie and George talk about Macaulay Culkin's birthday, Michael Jackson's face, and later, Annah from Red Means Go joins George for one great segment.
Welcome back to ANOTHER installment of Jamie and George's Awkward Life Situations. You are reading the weekend edition.
We are SUPER excited to have readers like y'all(:
If you are new... I'm George. She's Jamie. It's as simple as that. Also, please contact us (either comment or email us at georgeandjamie1888@gmail.com). We love the new readers!
Yes sir we do!(:
Jamie... do you remember Home Alone? Not the crappy sequel or triquel or the quadrequel.
Haha, yes I do George.
And do you remember who played the kid?
A cute little smart kid???
You are completely wrong, Jamie. He's a freaky stupid sometimes drug-addicted adult, who turned 30 this week.
Oh really? It's so sad that someone so cute as a kid could be so messed up. I almost don't believe you!
Lol... that's gonna be me. If you don't believe me, I could post pictures on this blog, but that wouldn't be pretty. I don't think you want that.
Haha, now I wanna see the pictures!
You don't. Anyway, this guy was a cute little kid just a few years ago it seems. Now he's 30. It's like Michael Jackson. I couldn't believe he was 50+ when he passed away.
Me either. It completely shocked me. He looked like 30!
He looked like Predator. Have you seen him with a mustache? Even when he was black he looked weird. Ugh.
Well that's weird and rude... but right. Even though Michael Jackson was a total genius, he looked kinda creepy.
Kinda? I was talking to someone today who kept cracking on MJ. "Before dying, Farrah Fawcett had one wish: keep the children safe. The next day, her wish was granted when Michael died."
:O thats horrible! Then SHE died!!
I think I just said that.
Oh.
We'll talk about sports after this.
Ok, and we are back. Jamie... have you ever combined two words, even if they are complete opposites?
Hmmm, yah I think so.
Can you think of any of these words?
Panfles (pancakes and waffles)
That's God-awful. How are these, on a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the best)?
FRENEMIES (friends - enemies)
???
[Helpful remark that is too boring to post on the net]
I give you a ten! But... a 5 for originality.
So because you love me so much... you give ME a 10, but the combo-word a 5?
Of course!
Lovely! How about "linner?" I know it's really, really bad... but what score do you give it?
...9... because I actually use it... Lol
Wait... you use "linner?"
...Maybe(:
Okay, I've got a great one. How about "slanguage?"
What's that?
Slang and language. Together.
Eww.
WHAT?
I... don't like it.
Why not?
It's weird.
Lol. Ok, Jamie. Let's move on. What's your favorite sport?
Tennis or volleyball.
Can you name any tennis stars? Men or women.
Ka**b H****n, Pr***on H****n, and Cu**is H****n?? Lol
So, you can only name women?
That's mean... they're your friends.
I couldn't pick them out of a group of 3.
Just you wait, that's gonna come back at you.
I love you Jamie. We're back after this.
Well we are back... again(: So George, what is up with you talking about Justin Bieber so much tonight??
Well, you know how much I love Bieber. Papa needs his Biebs to survive.
Haha, George. So, I have a new guest! Everyone welcome ALEX!!!
Whoa! You are quite the trickster. (She'll be the crossed out text)
Why yes, I am(: Haha, so, Alex, do you like Justin Bieber?
Biebs.
Ok, I'm changing my guest... to... Craig Bean!
Who?
Craig Bean!
Oh. So Alex hung up... I get it.
Yah so, say hi to Craig!!
Is HE going to talk?
Hey guys! [This is Craig.]
Hi... Craig! So. Umm. How are you?
Um... hello?
I hate Justin Bieber. He sucks. He has the voice of a 6 year old girl.
He has fluffy hair, too!
Yeah, I kinda do.
Jamie... this is all yours. I'm just gonna sit here in the corner, in the fetal position, eating my veggie chips.
Well I'm tired and sore, I'm outta here.
Ok thanks for talking!! You're not a vegetarian, George.
I never said I was. God, we are a horrible blog. I throw up... NEXT!
So George, do you ALWAYS puke on your blog, or is this a new trend for you?
Jesus F***ing Christ, Jamie. That was the worst sentence in the history of the world. "Well I'm tired and sore, I'm outta here." Craig Bean, ladies and gentlemen!
So, that didn't go as smooth as I thought it would but still, you have to applaud him!
Applaud him? Over my lifeless dead body. Were you not there during that interview? It was horrid.
You're horrid George! I thought it was pretty not-terrible for my first interview!
But it wasn't your first. Alex was your first.
I asked her what her name was, and then she had to go! Not really an interview! Well, even though I know how you readers love our quarrels, I have to go and do some stuff (in real-life). See you next time!
I talk Glenn Beck with Annah from Red Means Go... next.
Or not. Sorry 'bout that guys. Maybe we'll talk to Annah next time. Maybe...
Anyhow, thanks to Jamie, thanks to Alex and Craig, and Annah, and Bieber, MJ, and Macaulay Culkin. Remember... if you're out on your bike at night, wear white.
Day 1
Heyy Y'all!! I'm Jamie!! That's George!!
Hi!
'Kay ya'll so I hope some of y'all have read this far 'cause we are kinda just b.s.-ing... Haha soo on to our first topic! Oh and I'm writing in Bold(:
And I'll be writing in italics. I hope I spell that right, cuz I'm too lazy to do a spell check. Perhaps we should lay out how we do this 'show' for y'all. This process is going to be harder than Bieber's d*** after Ludacris takes his shirt off for the first week or so.
Oh yah! Well, mostly what we are gunna do is just talk to each other and y'all sometimes haha!
You see, we do this over text.
Haha George you're so lame(:
I confirm... I am so lame. I hope you aren't going to be unable to do this one day, cuz I'm sure as hell not training Max to do this with me.
Rofl wow
We're going to take a break right now, and what that means is that one of us either has a knife sticking out of our back or we're out of creative fuel, and we need to talk in private a bit. Not to worry, you can just scroll down 1/16th of the page and read the read. Or, you can watch this music video:
Haha soo we are back!
We are SO back. Please tell me y'all loved the Rihanna.
Haha I did. Oh my, George we sound so commercial... Hahaha.
We sound white is what we sound, Jamie.
Noo, haha, maybe a bit.
When I said we are 'SO back,' I wanted to say 'and nowhere near black.' Seriously, though. When you look in the dictionary under 'white,' it says 'See Justin Bieber or George and Jamie.' God, that joke reads like my grandma's love diary. There's no juice. No meat. And I mean NO MEAT.
Hahaha wow George. So, I was considering the fact that George is just a TAD bit weird. Anyone with me?? Haha.
Okay Jamie. We need to get down to business, otherwise no one will want to read this. Did you hear about the JetBlue flight attendant who went biserk?
Yah, I did George, and I think it's really weird how he got as far as he did until they caught him.
You know... he got arrested, but I don't understand why. What harm did he do to anyone? Did he hurt anyone? No. In fact, a passenger allegedly hurt him.
Yah, I know right? Although I think it's against the rules to stop an airplane on such short notice and run away...
Lol, what's he supposed to do? Stop the plane and stay onboard?
... maybe, lol
Maybe indeed, Jamie. We're going to take another break and MAYBE we'll have a guest that even you don't know about Jamie, next.
Guest!?! Yay!! Lol. Bye for a second!!
Psst... hey guys. If you ever want to get in touch with us, please don't be afraid to email us at georgeandjamie1888@gmail.com. Jamie may bite, but I don't.
Okay, we are back with our very special guest... so special that even Jamie doesn't know about her. Everybody, meet Hannah!
Hello?
Yep... that's her in the del text.
>:( hannah!!??! GEOOOORGE!!!!!!
Damn. This is why awkward is in our show's title. Well we've brought Hannah on to talk about (who else) Justin Bieber.
Hi.
So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how annoying, to you, is Justin Fing Bieber?
From my point of view, hes EWWW.
10!!!
That's a great answer. I should I just say bye right now. That should be our only question. No... we'll keep you around for a few more.
Ok
You used to love him though... what happened?
I dont know.
How can you not know, lol!?!
Lol, I don't know.
Wow... The smart blonde...
Exactly.
Smart being a primitive term
Well, on that note, we thank you for being on with us, Hannah. We'll come to you first with our Bieber questions.
Thanks a heap, Hannah
Sure, no problem
We talk about what a huge fail we are... NEXT!
So George did you have fun??
Hell no.
Good, me either hahaha
She's an excellent Bieber expert. I'd love having her back, but interviewing a person you don't like is so freaking hard!
Well yaaah! You would think!!
I actually forgot that y'all had a feud going. I realized just as I started last segment.
Nice Geogio
Do you want me to tell them the problem... or will you?
You can!
Okay, so Hannah and I were dating, and at one point she broke up with me FOR PERFECTLY GOOD REASONS, and since then, Jamie has been hating on her.
Heck no they weren't good reasons!!
Okay... moving on... does anyone want to talk about LeBron James? By the way, does "You Don't Love Me (No, No, No)" by Rihanna mention Stugotz? Maybe I'll play it during the next time out.
Okay. You just whispered in my ear (over text, somehow) that you're watching TV. What TV show?
Eureka(:
Eureka! I just had a great idea! Why don't we end this before it gets any worse?
Haha! Good point, George, hey y'all I'm sorry I'm outta it, I'm just sooo into my show!!
That's okay, Jamie. Thanks to Jamie, to Hannah, Diego, Patrick, Alex, Lara (my backups for the interview segment). Thanks to Hoch, Mike Ryan, Roy, and Trevor (wait... what?). Marlins baseball is next (wrong show, I think).
Hi!
'Kay ya'll so I hope some of y'all have read this far 'cause we are kinda just b.s.-ing... Haha soo on to our first topic! Oh and I'm writing in Bold(:
And I'll be writing in italics. I hope I spell that right, cuz I'm too lazy to do a spell check. Perhaps we should lay out how we do this 'show' for y'all. This process is going to be harder than Bieber's d*** after Ludacris takes his shirt off for the first week or so.
Oh yah! Well, mostly what we are gunna do is just talk to each other and y'all sometimes haha!
You see, we do this over text.
Haha George you're so lame(:
I confirm... I am so lame. I hope you aren't going to be unable to do this one day, cuz I'm sure as hell not training Max to do this with me.
Rofl wow
We're going to take a break right now, and what that means is that one of us either has a knife sticking out of our back or we're out of creative fuel, and we need to talk in private a bit. Not to worry, you can just scroll down 1/16th of the page and read the read. Or, you can watch this music video:
Haha soo we are back!
We are SO back. Please tell me y'all loved the Rihanna.
Haha I did. Oh my, George we sound so commercial... Hahaha.
We sound white is what we sound, Jamie.
Noo, haha, maybe a bit.
When I said we are 'SO back,' I wanted to say 'and nowhere near black.' Seriously, though. When you look in the dictionary under 'white,' it says 'See Justin Bieber or George and Jamie.' God, that joke reads like my grandma's love diary. There's no juice. No meat. And I mean NO MEAT.
Hahaha wow George. So, I was considering the fact that George is just a TAD bit weird. Anyone with me?? Haha.
Okay Jamie. We need to get down to business, otherwise no one will want to read this. Did you hear about the JetBlue flight attendant who went biserk?
Yah, I did George, and I think it's really weird how he got as far as he did until they caught him.
You know... he got arrested, but I don't understand why. What harm did he do to anyone? Did he hurt anyone? No. In fact, a passenger allegedly hurt him.
Yah, I know right? Although I think it's against the rules to stop an airplane on such short notice and run away...
Lol, what's he supposed to do? Stop the plane and stay onboard?
... maybe, lol
Maybe indeed, Jamie. We're going to take another break and MAYBE we'll have a guest that even you don't know about Jamie, next.
Guest!?! Yay!! Lol. Bye for a second!!
Psst... hey guys. If you ever want to get in touch with us, please don't be afraid to email us at georgeandjamie1888@gmail.com. Jamie may bite, but I don't.
Okay, we are back with our very special guest... so special that even Jamie doesn't know about her. Everybody, meet Hannah!
Yep... that's her in the del text.
>:( hannah!!??! GEOOOORGE!!!!!!
Damn. This is why awkward is in our show's title. Well we've brought Hannah on to talk about (who else) Justin Bieber.
So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how annoying, to you, is Justin Fing Bieber?
From my point of view, hes EWWW.
That's a great answer. I should I just say bye right now. That should be our only question. No... we'll keep you around for a few more.
You used to love him though... what happened?
How can you not know, lol!?!
Wow... The smart blonde...
Smart being a primitive term
Well, on that note, we thank you for being on with us, Hannah. We'll come to you first with our Bieber questions.
Thanks a heap, Hannah
We talk about what a huge fail we are... NEXT!
So George did you have fun??
Hell no.
Good, me either hahaha
She's an excellent Bieber expert. I'd love having her back, but interviewing a person you don't like is so freaking hard!
Well yaaah! You would think!!
I actually forgot that y'all had a feud going. I realized just as I started last segment.
Nice Geogio
Do you want me to tell them the problem... or will you?
You can!
Okay, so Hannah and I were dating, and at one point she broke up with me FOR PERFECTLY GOOD REASONS, and since then, Jamie has been hating on her.
Heck no they weren't good reasons!!
Okay... moving on... does anyone want to talk about LeBron James? By the way, does "You Don't Love Me (No, No, No)" by Rihanna mention Stugotz? Maybe I'll play it during the next time out.
Okay. You just whispered in my ear (over text, somehow) that you're watching TV. What TV show?
Eureka(:
Eureka! I just had a great idea! Why don't we end this before it gets any worse?
Haha! Good point, George, hey y'all I'm sorry I'm outta it, I'm just sooo into my show!!
That's okay, Jamie. Thanks to Jamie, to Hannah, Diego, Patrick, Alex, Lara (my backups for the interview segment). Thanks to Hoch, Mike Ryan, Roy, and Trevor (wait... what?). Marlins baseball is next (wrong show, I think).
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