Show 5 - September 2

In today's episode, George, Max, and Jamie talk about (as usual) nothing, until George edits Jamie out. Later, we learn that George and Max got skillz.

Hello, ladies. It's George.

And I'm sweaty Jamie!

Hey, it's someone else who's been dragged into this, but like an idiot I agreed to do this. I'm Max, not that anyone actually reads this crap, and I'd like to apologize for the last... well... all of the blogs so far I know they make the 3 people who read this wanna kill themselves.

Well put, Max.

Max. You, my friend, are a weiner face. Just sayin'.

How does that work?

Very complicated. Jamie might have trouble explaining that, since she has the education of a 6-year-old.

This is going to be so f***ing fun.

Hah let's hope so I'm mad at James for interviewing trinity

I'm still embarrassed about the show I did with Hannah. I took a lot of flack for that one.

Yeah, not great (horrible), but you know you're desperate. ;p (gay tongue to George)

Gay what?

Tongue. (:p) You know... the face. But I did it to you: a guy... well, you are very feminine.

I deny that.

Well, kinda. You're ballzin up a bit.

Ballzin? Really? Anyway... moving on. We've got actual things to talk about... things that exist, unlike my femininity.

Haha. Okay... what's the topic?

You wanna guess that the 2 other sites open in my browser are? Also... what I have in my hand.

Male escorts and your freaky porno... and an ass plug in your hand?

You got the porn part right (I've got ESPN open). Twitter too. As for the ass plug... no. That was last night. I have juice in my hand that has aloe vera pulp. Aloe vera juice WITH pulp.

That sounds horrible! Is that your lube or something?

Oh man... you're funny. No, not quite, but we'll get to that in a bit. I want to talk about Twitter. We've started a Twitter, and I have been tweeting non-stop. I have tweef with a few people already. We are @georgeandjamie (sorry Max, you weren't an author at the time).

I hate Twitter. People just bug me with it. I had a friend who would get a drink and sit back down... "oh shit, I gotta tweet this." 'Just got a drink.' I said, "no one gives a shit and saying I gotta tweet makes you sound like a gay guy with an avion fetish."

I am literally roflmaoing right now.

That's good. How are you typing... like those skills there?

I am, sir. I am.

Good job. What's the topic?

Well, Jamie and Trinity did those cow facts, and I thought we would blow those facts out of the water. What do you think?

Sounds good to me, George. You need a new nickname, instead of Wikihacks. Hmmm...

Okay. You think about that while I do the animal thing. Did you know that camels have 3 eyelids?

Camel Lid George?

Polar bears are left handed.

George left-hand wanker?

A chameleon's tongue is as long as its body.

Gene Simmons George

Slugs have four noses.

Hahaha. I can't think of one for that, slobro geo.

Okay, we're done with that. And we're done with today's show. Email us with your comments regarding Max's debut. We'll talk about aloe vera juice/lube tomorrow, perhaps with Jamie. Check us out on Twitter, we're "georgeandjamie." Until then, keep your noses clean!