Lucky you. That's all I have to say. No shows this week... until now. Start crying, South Florida!
South Florida?
Yes... I have an obsession with South Florida. Miami. Bitches.
Wow George
South Beach Diet.
Is Max gonna be on tonight?
Nope. He is at a concert. You've got old-style torture tonight, lovely audience.
Ah yes, audience be prepared to listen to one of George's pointless, boring lectures... just kidding.
Anyhoo... I got an notification email today. Something called "Fukked Up" wants to be my friend on Jamendo.
What is Jamendo?
A site where I discover amateur and semi-professional musicians.
Ummmm ok
It's the site where Papa gets his porn.
Oh. Nice.
Moving on, some things have happened since we were last together on this blog. Would you like to name a few... without naming names?
Uhmmmm... you can tell the story.
There's a guy. Let's call him Jim. There's a girl. Let's call her Pam. There's another girl. She is very smart and pretty. Let's call her Mateen.
I like Mateen.
Mateen liked Jim. Jim liked Pam. Pam liked Jim. Oops. There's one sentence that doesn't belong. Damn it. :(
Very sad. But Mateen and Jim are friends now.
MEANWHILE! There's this other guy. Let's call him Tim. There's another girl. Let's call her Malinda (just making up a name here, folks).
Malinda is VERY pretty(: and nice(:
But... she's dating another guy. Let's call him Bernard.
I think Tim has a chance.
But Tim doesn't.
Yah... but he does.
Yah... but Tim isn't f***ing Jay Cutler.
Shut up!
What are you, a f***ing Bears fan?
Clean your language. NOW.
Ok. I'll put in some astericks.
Thank you.
Also. There is a f***ing [I put that in there after the conversation... Jamie would never let me get away with that] Jamaica in there. And she's a dark horse.
Huh?
Did I stutter? The bitch (and Jamie too) is back after this.
Okay. We are back. Jamie, I mastered something today. Do you want to guess what that was?
The ability to actually hit the tennis ball with the racket? :D
Funny. But no. I'm still having trouble with that one. Think grosser.
Ummmm...
Fellatio.
Actually... I mastered peeing.
Ewww...
I've always left junk on the edges. Today, I finally got it standing up. It's never been a skill of mine.
-Eye roll-
I'm serious. Have any other men had problems with accuracy?
I don't know.
I wasn't asking you. I was asking men. Let them answer. Cup your hand to your ear.
Errrr...
Nevermind. I want to play this game of mine. The one with the words. I think it'll be funnier with only one person. I'll shoot a word or phrase at you, and you need to guess it's definition. Then, I'll give you some definitions, and you'll have to name the word. Ready?
Okay.
"Neologist."
Zoo.
Hahahahahahahahahaha. You think that "neologist" means "zoo?"
No, it reminds me of zoo-ology, and that means zoo.
Great logic (lol), but alas you are wrong. A neologist comes up with new words. You're 0-1. The next one comes from the Urban Dictionary: Obeausity.
Octo-Mom!!!
You are exactly correct. Obeausity is "the theory that it would be easier to change our definition of beauty than to loose weight." 1 for 2. How about "soupcon?"
I think of Ramen!
Final answer?
Ummmmm yes!
VIDEO THAT I'M TOO LAZY TO POST!
WE DELETED THIS BIT CUZ IT WAS HORRIBLER THAN USUAL! Jamacian Me CRAZY!
Friday, September 10, 2010
Friday, September 3, 2010
Show 6 - September 3
In today's episode, George, Max, and Jamie talk about aloe vera pulp, Tunisa, and super herpes. Later, they played a flawed word game.
Heyy guys and gals, it's Jamie, and we are gunna have some fun tonight with Max.
Shit, I do that every night.
Uhhhh sure.... hello readers.... all three of you! Hopefully this will be a good show tonight. It is my first time to do this with Jamie too, so hello.
Oh, and I would like to announce (if George hasn't yet) that I will be a long term writer on this show, 'cause you desperately need it. ;)
Maxxie!!! :D
Anyway, I want to talk about Aloe Vera juice. We never got to it tomorrow.
What is it with creepy Algerian men and hitting on me? I just dont get it
Jamie, what the f*** do creepy Algerian men have to do with Aloe Vera juice? Why did you say that?
Hahah ooh if I had a Nickel for every time an Algerian guy hit on me...... I'd be absolutely broke Jamie that's weird. Aloe reminded her?
'Cuz some creep on Facebook was just hitting on me, and he was from Tunisa or whatever!
"Tunisa" isn't a country, Jamie.
Calm down, Sparky. No one said it was.
What is it?
I have no clue. TUNISIA is a country, though.
It's over by Algeria. I looked!
Well, I'm not good at geography.... I mean geometry. Sorry, geography I'm good with... and gay dolphins!
Great job, Jamie. And good for you, Max! Anyway, there is this Aloe Vera juice that has actual pulp in it.
Like aloe pulp?
I guess???
Omg... I took a fat quiz on Facebook and it said I was skinny!! XD
Do you have ADD, or do you just like messing with me. AHH! You're going to make me explode, Jamie!
(: haha I lesbien you george!
Jamie that's horrible, and George: that sounds gross. Aloe is like goo.
You misspelled it again. We're back after these words from our super herpes sponsors.
Yay! Herpes!
Er... ok lol.
Okay ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... we are back! What do you say to a (very boring) word game? It'll be (no) fun!
Sure!
I guess.
Okay. I'm going to give you guys a word, and you have to guess the definition. And then vice-versa. For each correct answer, you'll earn a point. For each point, you earn nothing. Good luck! Lets go.
What does "odontophobia" mean?
It means Max needs to answer this question!
Uhhh... French for sausage!
It's an English word, Max.
Hmmm... foot fetish?
FEX!!!! Lmao!
It's fear of teeth, guys. Neither of you earn the point. Next one... what is your big toe's name?
Sexy!!
You know... I've been fexting this whole time. For those of you who don't know... fexting is sexting, but with feet. It's for people with foot fetishes.
With Alex, right?
Hell yeah! According to Wikipedia, Ricky Martin is a foot fetishist! BEAT THAT, BITCH!
Haha i know a guy who has a foot fetish... I will disclose no more info in that subject!
I can tell you have.
:D Haha Maxx! As for you, George... you're my new hobbit.
Wow our game fails so much that Max isn't replying to any texts! (BY THE WAY: The last sentence you read was written 30 minutes before this one.)
Hahaha yah, thanks a lot George!! Anyways, I'm gunna get. Thanks for reading! :)
Wasn't my fault! Thank you so much guys! Check for the weekend edition! We'll see you then!
FLARPLE!
(Now you show up?)
Heyy guys and gals, it's Jamie, and we are gunna have some fun tonight with Max.
Shit, I do that every night.
Uhhhh sure.... hello readers.... all three of you! Hopefully this will be a good show tonight. It is my first time to do this with Jamie too, so hello.
Oh, and I would like to announce (if George hasn't yet) that I will be a long term writer on this show, 'cause you desperately need it. ;)
Maxxie!!! :D
Anyway, I want to talk about Aloe Vera juice. We never got to it tomorrow.
What is it with creepy Algerian men and hitting on me? I just dont get it
Jamie, what the f*** do creepy Algerian men have to do with Aloe Vera juice? Why did you say that?
Hahah ooh if I had a Nickel for every time an Algerian guy hit on me...... I'd be absolutely broke Jamie that's weird. Aloe reminded her?
'Cuz some creep on Facebook was just hitting on me, and he was from Tunisa or whatever!
"Tunisa" isn't a country, Jamie.
Calm down, Sparky. No one said it was.
What is it?
I have no clue. TUNISIA is a country, though.
It's over by Algeria. I looked!
Well, I'm not good at geography.... I mean geometry. Sorry, geography I'm good with... and gay dolphins!
Great job, Jamie. And good for you, Max! Anyway, there is this Aloe Vera juice that has actual pulp in it.
Like aloe pulp?
I guess???
Omg... I took a fat quiz on Facebook and it said I was skinny!! XD
Do you have ADD, or do you just like messing with me. AHH! You're going to make me explode, Jamie!
(: haha I lesbien you george!
Jamie that's horrible, and George: that sounds gross. Aloe is like goo.
You misspelled it again. We're back after these words from our super herpes sponsors.
Yay! Herpes!
Er... ok lol.
Okay ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... we are back! What do you say to a (very boring) word game? It'll be (no) fun!
Sure!
I guess.
Okay. I'm going to give you guys a word, and you have to guess the definition. And then vice-versa. For each correct answer, you'll earn a point. For each point, you earn nothing. Good luck! Lets go.
What does "odontophobia" mean?
It means Max needs to answer this question!
Uhhh... French for sausage!
It's an English word, Max.
Hmmm... foot fetish?
FEX!!!! Lmao!
It's fear of teeth, guys. Neither of you earn the point. Next one... what is your big toe's name?
Sexy!!
You know... I've been fexting this whole time. For those of you who don't know... fexting is sexting, but with feet. It's for people with foot fetishes.
With Alex, right?
Hell yeah! According to Wikipedia, Ricky Martin is a foot fetishist! BEAT THAT, BITCH!
Haha i know a guy who has a foot fetish... I will disclose no more info in that subject!
I can tell you have.
:D Haha Maxx! As for you, George... you're my new hobbit.
Wow our game fails so much that Max isn't replying to any texts! (BY THE WAY: The last sentence you read was written 30 minutes before this one.)
Hahaha yah, thanks a lot George!! Anyways, I'm gunna get. Thanks for reading! :)
Wasn't my fault! Thank you so much guys! Check for the weekend edition! We'll see you then!
FLARPLE!
(Now you show up?)
Tiny Dancer
Hey Y'all, it's Jamie. Im listening to an amazing song, yah Tiny Dancer by Elton John, you're right, if you didnt get it from the title. Hahah, so, I have a chalenge for all you readers! Email or post a comment about something that has happened that was embarrassing involving the opposite sex and you. I'm pretty sure that if we can get 10 comments I will tell you my horribly embarassing story that happened today. It sucked! Haha but you have to comment to hear it! Anyways, on to me just talking, I love walking but can't stand running, it kills me. Haha, I'm a fatty! Not really but still, I'm laaazy(: Well, I guess this is it for my lame post. Sorry for not being on alot guys, I WILL be on tonight with Max and George. My tennis is interfering with my blog, haha at least it's exercise! Well, I love you all! Goodbye! Here is the music video to Tiny Dancer!(:
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Show 5 - September 2
In today's episode, George, Max, and Jamie talk about (as usual) nothing, until George edits Jamie out. Later, we learn that George and Max got skillz.
Hello, ladies. It's George.
And I'm sweaty Jamie!
Hey, it's someone else who's been dragged into this, but like an idiot I agreed to do this. I'm Max, not that anyone actually reads this crap, and I'd like to apologize for the last... well... all of the blogs so far I know they make the 3 people who read this wanna kill themselves.
Well put, Max.
Max. You, my friend, are a weiner face. Just sayin'.
How does that work?
Very complicated. Jamie might have trouble explaining that, since she has the education of a 6-year-old.
This is going to be so f***ing fun.
Hah let's hope so I'm mad at James for interviewing trinity
I'm still embarrassed about the show I did with Hannah. I took a lot of flack for that one.
Yeah, not great (horrible), but you know you're desperate. ;p (gay tongue to George)
Gay what?
Tongue. (:p) You know... the face. But I did it to you: a guy... well, you are very feminine.
I deny that.
Well, kinda. You're ballzin up a bit.
Ballzin? Really? Anyway... moving on. We've got actual things to talk about... things that exist, unlike my femininity.
Haha. Okay... what's the topic?
You wanna guess that the 2 other sites open in my browser are? Also... what I have in my hand.
Male escorts and your freaky porno... and an ass plug in your hand?
You got the porn part right (I've got ESPN open). Twitter too. As for the ass plug... no. That was last night. I have juice in my hand that has aloe vera pulp. Aloe vera juice WITH pulp.
That sounds horrible! Is that your lube or something?
Oh man... you're funny. No, not quite, but we'll get to that in a bit. I want to talk about Twitter. We've started a Twitter, and I have been tweeting non-stop. I have tweef with a few people already. We are @georgeandjamie (sorry Max, you weren't an author at the time).
I hate Twitter. People just bug me with it. I had a friend who would get a drink and sit back down... "oh shit, I gotta tweet this." 'Just got a drink.' I said, "no one gives a shit and saying I gotta tweet makes you sound like a gay guy with an avion fetish."
I am literally roflmaoing right now.
That's good. How are you typing... like those skills there?
I am, sir. I am.
Good job. What's the topic?
Well, Jamie and Trinity did those cow facts, and I thought we would blow those facts out of the water. What do you think?
Sounds good to me, George. You need a new nickname, instead of Wikihacks. Hmmm...
Okay. You think about that while I do the animal thing. Did you know that camels have 3 eyelids?
Camel Lid George?
Polar bears are left handed.
George left-hand wanker?
A chameleon's tongue is as long as its body.
Gene Simmons George
Slugs have four noses.
Hahaha. I can't think of one for that, slobro geo.
Okay, we're done with that. And we're done with today's show. Email us with your comments regarding Max's debut. We'll talk about aloe vera juice/lube tomorrow, perhaps with Jamie. Check us out on Twitter, we're "georgeandjamie." Until then, keep your noses clean!
Hello, ladies. It's George.
And I'm sweaty Jamie!
Hey, it's someone else who's been dragged into this, but like an idiot I agreed to do this. I'm Max, not that anyone actually reads this crap, and I'd like to apologize for the last... well... all of the blogs so far I know they make the 3 people who read this wanna kill themselves.
Well put, Max.
Max. You, my friend, are a weiner face. Just sayin'.
How does that work?
Very complicated. Jamie might have trouble explaining that, since she has the education of a 6-year-old.
This is going to be so f***ing fun.
Hah let's hope so I'm mad at James for interviewing trinity
I'm still embarrassed about the show I did with Hannah. I took a lot of flack for that one.
Yeah, not great (horrible), but you know you're desperate. ;p (gay tongue to George)
Gay what?
Tongue. (:p) You know... the face. But I did it to you: a guy... well, you are very feminine.
I deny that.
Well, kinda. You're ballzin up a bit.
Ballzin? Really? Anyway... moving on. We've got actual things to talk about... things that exist, unlike my femininity.
Haha. Okay... what's the topic?
You wanna guess that the 2 other sites open in my browser are? Also... what I have in my hand.
Male escorts and your freaky porno... and an ass plug in your hand?
You got the porn part right (I've got ESPN open). Twitter too. As for the ass plug... no. That was last night. I have juice in my hand that has aloe vera pulp. Aloe vera juice WITH pulp.
That sounds horrible! Is that your lube or something?
Oh man... you're funny. No, not quite, but we'll get to that in a bit. I want to talk about Twitter. We've started a Twitter, and I have been tweeting non-stop. I have tweef with a few people already. We are @georgeandjamie (sorry Max, you weren't an author at the time).
I hate Twitter. People just bug me with it. I had a friend who would get a drink and sit back down... "oh shit, I gotta tweet this." 'Just got a drink.' I said, "no one gives a shit and saying I gotta tweet makes you sound like a gay guy with an avion fetish."
I am literally roflmaoing right now.
That's good. How are you typing... like those skills there?
I am, sir. I am.
Good job. What's the topic?
Well, Jamie and Trinity did those cow facts, and I thought we would blow those facts out of the water. What do you think?
Sounds good to me, George. You need a new nickname, instead of Wikihacks. Hmmm...
Okay. You think about that while I do the animal thing. Did you know that camels have 3 eyelids?
Camel Lid George?
Polar bears are left handed.
George left-hand wanker?
A chameleon's tongue is as long as its body.
Gene Simmons George
Slugs have four noses.
Hahaha. I can't think of one for that, slobro geo.
Okay, we're done with that. And we're done with today's show. Email us with your comments regarding Max's debut. We'll talk about aloe vera juice/lube tomorrow, perhaps with Jamie. Check us out on Twitter, we're "georgeandjamie." Until then, keep your noses clean!
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Wednesday, September 1, 2010
September 1st
No show today. We'll be back tomorrow. (Oh, and SORRY about yesterday. Ugh. Hate mail.)
-George
-George
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Show 4 - August 31
In today's episode, George and Hannah talk about nothing. Later, George talks about nothing on his own. Geez... we are terrible.
Hi guys, it's me, Jorge.
And I'm Hannah...
I bet you are. Jamie copped out today, so Hannah (our Bieber expert) is here to fill her shoes. Today, we're going to do a whole lotta nothing. I've got a whole page of stuff, and I don't know if we're going to get to it, cuz all this freaking nothing is in our way.
Ok cool!!!
My Yahoo! page just lit up with texts and chats from friends who want to be in your place right now. Even Jamie wants to be on. She's like "let me on. Let me kill her!" What is that like?
Haha! I love Jamie soooo much. She's the nicest person on earth.
Most people do.
Yeah.... hmmm. Hey do y'all know Justin Bieber's gunna be on CSI????? OMG I love him so much! I'm totally gunna watch it. :P .... Not!
Please continue.
He's gunna be some crazy killer.
Oh, that's nice!
Very.
So... you're a Belieber?
Um...
On that note, enjoy this music video!
So, Hannah. Do you know how many possible hands there are in a game of bridge?
No, I actually don't.
Wanna take a guess?
2
WHAT!
Oh... I just got the joke (40 minutes later). No, you are off by many millions. The actual number is 635,013,559,599
Wow.
I know... it's stunning. Do you know how to play bridge?
No I don't. And... that wasn't a joke. Just my blonde thought process... really complicated.
Really? Oh. Um. "Awkward," to steal a line from yesterday's show.
I'm like totally blank.
As usual?
Whoa... who said that? That wasn't me.
Yeah.
Yeah. We will talk to you later. Thanks for being on. I ramble... NEXT!
Ok. So I'm riding solo for this final ballad. We're going to be having some guest hosts on during the next few weeks. Sometimes they'll be on WITH Jamie and me, sometimes with only one of us. Some names to look for: Lara, Max, maybe even LeBron. Who knows?
Isn't is funny how kids know EXACTLY what's going on in the world? I mean, little kids think that girls are coodie-infested weirdos who have big hair. I'm thinking... who took all of these kids to Las Vegas?
Anyway, my stupid jokes and I will be back soon (maybe not tomorrow, certainly Thursday). Stay thirsty my friends!
Hi guys, it's me, Jorge.
And I'm Hannah...
I bet you are. Jamie copped out today, so Hannah (our Bieber expert) is here to fill her shoes. Today, we're going to do a whole lotta nothing. I've got a whole page of stuff, and I don't know if we're going to get to it, cuz all this freaking nothing is in our way.
Ok cool!!!
My Yahoo! page just lit up with texts and chats from friends who want to be in your place right now. Even Jamie wants to be on. She's like "let me on. Let me kill her!" What is that like?
Haha! I love Jamie soooo much. She's the nicest person on earth.
Most people do.
Yeah.... hmmm. Hey do y'all know Justin Bieber's gunna be on CSI????? OMG I love him so much! I'm totally gunna watch it. :P .... Not!
Please continue.
He's gunna be some crazy killer.
Oh, that's nice!
Very.
So... you're a Belieber?
Um...
On that note, enjoy this music video!
So, Hannah. Do you know how many possible hands there are in a game of bridge?
No, I actually don't.
Wanna take a guess?
2
WHAT!
Oh... I just got the joke (40 minutes later). No, you are off by many millions. The actual number is 635,013,559,599
Wow.
I know... it's stunning. Do you know how to play bridge?
No I don't. And... that wasn't a joke. Just my blonde thought process... really complicated.
Really? Oh. Um. "Awkward," to steal a line from yesterday's show.
I'm like totally blank.
As usual?
Whoa... who said that? That wasn't me.
Yeah.
Yeah. We will talk to you later. Thanks for being on. I ramble... NEXT!
Ok. So I'm riding solo for this final ballad. We're going to be having some guest hosts on during the next few weeks. Sometimes they'll be on WITH Jamie and me, sometimes with only one of us. Some names to look for: Lara, Max, maybe even LeBron. Who knows?
Isn't is funny how kids know EXACTLY what's going on in the world? I mean, little kids think that girls are coodie-infested weirdos who have big hair. I'm thinking... who took all of these kids to Las Vegas?
Anyway, my stupid jokes and I will be back soon (maybe not tomorrow, certainly Thursday). Stay thirsty my friends!
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